Coming home late night from work the other night, I encountered a train passenger across from me who was stepping in the wrapper and trash of an unfinished sandwich. I was inclined to point out her misstep but upon further inspection, I realized that the mess was all hers. I snapped a pic of the forgotten/inhaled/dropped sandwich and owner. How does one get so wasted that one drops a meal on oneself?!? It slid down her, (note the huge “crumbs”) past her elbow, past her thigh, onto the seat, and then on to the floor where she stepped and mushed it all up. And then she passed the fuck out.

Note: How did she keep track of her bag? I would have forgotten that at the bar.