I know a few of you have already seen this. I was going to post it sooner, but I’ve been dumb busy and at the beach for a week. Over my wonderful vacation, I barely checked email or any social networking shitkicks, however, the one time I did, my psychopath ex-boyfriend whom I told to NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN sent me this commercial.

I just want to make it clear that I was already gonna post this and it’s not bc he ruined my day, asshole. Anyhoo, we all got ’em. Here’s a funny to ease the throbbing desire to send some violent Korean goons down to Miami (Koreans will figure out some odd, disturbing way to send the message. My dad once beat a guy down with an umbrella in the shins while the two of them hung on to a lamp post and twirled around it.)

Note: For those of you who don’t know, I’m half Korean, half Scotch-Irish so this is relevant. I also enjoy Starburst immensely. If this spot were for Peanut M&M’s, I’d have to check my house for bugs and spy cams bc that would be too weird. Those are my FAV.