Thank you to Dean and Andy for their scrumptious chili and of course, the video. Amazing. Also, I had a T-shirt for y’all’s prize but I already lost it. I suck. It had your chili printed on the back–”Jackie’s Roommates’ Chili.” Until next year!!!

Note: If any of you are counting…WE HAD TWELVE MOTHER FUCKING CHILI’S. If you didn’t come, can you feel the pain of loooooooooooooosing??? The pain of not knooooooooowing what it feels like to be a winner???? If you came, you’re all blue ribbons in my book. Muah.

(I’m so punchy. I need to go to bed. Yet, I can’t. So much to do. Sigh. Punch.)