Happy One Year Anniversary to the Skimkim Blog!!! Wow, these past 12 months have been insane. Really, so much to reminisce over and drink to…I know…I have an idea! Why don’t we all meet at Lucky Strike tonight for some dranks and tunage. I’ll DJ and you guys can make bets on how many times I make highly offensive racial and sexual comments. Maybe I’ll throw in some religiony offensive as well.

Then, we can throw back some Elijah Craig in honor of the little homey almost being one. He’s eleven months today which is silly to celebrate but then, it wouldn’t be Skimkim if it weren’t completely stupid but still poignant…I mean, he’s a young bourbon. If anyone has any ideas for what we should do for his 1 year bday, I’m all ears. Strip club? Shooting range? Oh, whoops, my bad…that was my birthday a few years ago.

Hooker?