Yeah, I’m gonna say it. This is fucking genius. I will admit that I’ve always had trepidation whilst slamming any type of bomb bc I have in fact, had parts break (of the glass).

As a bartender. Not to me. And that’s some scary ass shit. You know, liability and all.

And no one believed me when I wouldn’t let them do bomb drinks “because the glasses break…” They always thought I was calling them Assholes, indirectly. I kinda was bc I didn’t think they could handle swallowing glass.

Anyway, this solves the breakage issue. Sake Car Jaeger Orange Crush Bomb till your Fratarded ass is swallowing live goldfish, Suckas.

Note: Duffy…I will always win.

Note: I’m counting down the days till this bitch touches down. Imma order these glasses just for the occasion since she loves throwin back sickly sweet energy drink (see below) & elk blood shots simulaneously.