Although it seems that I could have made this poster, I did not. I know it is also just as likely that I made this holiday up. I did not. Check this shit out: www.corndogday.com

Ha! See! Someone else in this world agrees with me that corndogs are mother’s milk, ambrosia, food of the gods, etc. I am going to take a trip to Nathan’s Coney Island specifically so I can take a picture inhaling a couple of these. Of course, I will do so in a sexually insinuating manner because that’s how immature I am.