KIM JONG-IL WEATHER
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE LAUGHED LIKE THIS SINCE MINA REFERRED TO THE “UNDERCARRIAGE” OF TOES. AVERY IS PERFECT AND THE DICTATOR (M. CHO, MAH BITCH) IS UNDEFINABLE.
(all caps = I’m serious like Kanye)
"Pulled pork n slaw on toasted brioche @spoonfedny http://t.co/iUPdBaMZcV"
"Herbed ricotta & asparagus tartlet w lemon zest @spoonfedny (before & after the bellydancer) http://t.co/3lVoY1r4Rj"
"“@ChickNorrisDJ: It's hump day...know what that means? No, @nbcsvu is over for the season...” @DANCEonFOX time!"
"@ElijahCraig is a whiney little bitch, just so u know, @IMANthedog"
