When I was a kid, I used to get amped to go to Chuck E. Cheese. In fact, as an adult, I’ve wanted to host my birthday party there a few times but I always get vetoed. Well, now The Wall Street Journal is saying it’s all ghetto and dangerous and shit. You got to read this article, it’s amazing. It mentions “mama-bear instinct” and explains that this is what is causing a lot of these fights-parents who get all puffed up when someone is yelling at their shithead kid for hogging the Whack-A-Mole.

I’d fuck him up, too. I love Whack-A-Mole.