
Who is this retard who wasted beef jerky on a purse? And when I say “beef jerky”, I mean, “shitty-and-dry-but-still-edible-like-if-you’re-trapped-behind-enemy-lines-in-a-jungle-and-must-eat-something-and-can’t-do-maggots-anymore”. If you’re in NYC, go…

One of the best flavor combinations ever: Peanut Butter + Banana. Especially if you grow up in Section 8 housing like I did. It’s a…

If a man walked by me and smelled like flame-broiled red meat goodness, I would jump him. If it happened to be by a waterfall…

As many of you know, I heart Superman. As a result, I heart Smallville. This is Supergirl. And she just so happens to love fried…

Some Iraqi journalist got upset and threw both shoes at GWB. Took one off, then went and took the other one off. Quick hands, this…