A long, long time ago, I was in a book. I’ll give you the full story later. The book was about mice, rabbits, moles, badgers,…
Who is this retard who wasted beef jerky on a purse? And when I say “beef jerky”, I mean, “shitty-and-dry-but-still-edible-like-if-you’re-trapped-behind-enemy-lines-in-a-jungle-and-must-eat-something-and-can’t-do-maggots-anymore”. If you’re in NYC, go…
One of the best flavor combinations ever: Peanut Butter + Banana. Especially if you grow up in Section 8 housing like I did. It’s a…
If a man walked by me and smelled like flame-broiled red meat goodness, I would jump him. If it happened to be by a waterfall…
As many of you know, I heart Superman. As a result, I heart Smallville. This is Supergirl. And she just so happens to love fried…
