LeNell’s of Red Hook has been closed for a few months now. And we have all been eagerly anticipating when Tonya “LaNell” Smothers would be…
To all my Palais Royale Family: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? This is what they did to our beloved hole in the wall. Where those…
We’ll be in the South Burg tonight. Come by, folks! I promise not to overplay Michael. 10pm until ? @ Trophy Bar, 351 Broadway btw…
I missed the Kentucky Derby this year, dammit. I was sick. Watched it at home. Still fucking awesome. Calvin Borel is such a goddamn hoot…
Ladies & Gents, I present to you…Elijah Craig. He is from the hills of Norf Kackalacky and his breeder’s name is Lynda Carter. Ahem…Wonder Woman. She’s…
