Ladies & Gents, I present to you…Elijah Craig. He is from the hills of Norf Kackalacky and his breeder’s name is Lynda Carter. Ahem…Wonder Woman. She’s…
"Pulled pork n slaw on toasted brioche @spoonfedny http://t.co/iUPdBaMZcV"
"Herbed ricotta & asparagus tartlet w lemon zest @spoonfedny (before & after the bellydancer) http://t.co/3lVoY1r4Rj"
"“@ChickNorrisDJ: It's hump day...know what that means? No, @nbcsvu is over for the season...” @DANCEonFOX time!"
"@ElijahCraig is a whiney little bitch, just so u know, @IMANthedog"
