***CORRECTION***

Jesus, I feel like I fell for it. Like, “Doh, you mean Lindsey Lohan IS NOT a lesbian?! It’s all just media hype?”

I recently informed Skimkim readers that Pizza Hut had changed it’s name to The Hut. Their main marketing dude say Nope, that they’re just using “The Hut” in some of it’s marketing. He even pointed to “The Hut” being easier to text…Um…

Kelly: UR SO HOT

Chuck: LOL. NO U R

Kelly: ILL SHOW U HOT. CUM TO THE HUT. IM HERE NOW

Chuck: WHR THE FUCK IS THAT? IM ON MY WAY

Kelly: U KNOW! THE PIZZA SPOT

Chuck: ???

Kelly: MEMBER WHERE WE DRANK BEER OUT RED CUPS LAST FRI?

Chuck: THETA CHI, KEVINS FRAT?

Kelly: NO!

Chuck: SLUT

Kelly: NO! THE RESTAURANT!

Chuck: U FUCKT KEVIN @ A RESTAURANT????

Kelly: IM NOT A SLUT! IM @ PIZZA HUT ON MAIN ST!

Kelly: ASSHOLE

Chuck: Y DIDNT U JUST SAY THAT?

Yeah, that was waaaaaay easier to text…