PIZZA THE HUT

PIZZA THE HUT

Yes, the world is changing. Or having to make up for weak initial conceptualization.

Pizza Hut is changing their name to “The Hut“. I guess back in 1958, when it was founded, long-term or big-picture thinking was a difficult idea to grasp. If you brand your store as a one-product shop, you’re fucked. Pizza Hut, you can only make pizza. They are getting desperate. The other night I saw a commercial for a $5 menu, the newest trend in fast food gimmicks. One item was a “Personal Panormous Pizza”.

When I was a kid, I remember feverishly reading as many books as I possibly could to get the yellow star sticker for my huge purple “Book It” button. With each star, I was awarded a coupon for a free one-topping Personal Pan Pizza (I got black olive, my sister got green pepper). I looked forward to it with such a passion bc a) what kid doesn’t love pizza, b) we were so broke, we weren’t getting it any other way. It was delightful. Now, they are making the Personal Pan, huge. Bc Americans really need more calories packed into a bigger package for cheaper. Sigh.

Hello diabetes!