I have to do this (rant). I’m at a coffee shop in Park Slope. EVERYFUCKINGPERSON here has a fucking kid. I’m not a kid hater. I’m a romper room hater. It’s called Day Care, fuckers. Use it. Don’t fuck up normal people’s energies by having us deal with your screaming, crunchy diapered, hyperactive kids. And your googly moogly shittalk to their drooling faces is not cute or effective either. And move your fucking childcart away from the electrical outlet where I need to plug in my computer. I have a goddaughter and I love her with all my heart so don’t get it twisted that I hate children. It’s like secondhand smoke…

Goo goo go fuck yourselves.