This year blew. I’m gonna say it. Everyone died, got sick, got into a serious accident, lost jobs, couldn’t find a job, got shit stolen…I’m not kidding. 2009, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

2010 is gonna be way better because it could not get worse. Seriously, it’s like when a druggie hits rock bottom and there’s no where to go but up. 2009, you’re a pitiful shit of a year and I hope you die in your tremor and sweat ridden sleep, you whore.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Come ring in the refreshed coming days at Schiller’s in the LES. We’ll be Djing from 9pm-3am. For those of you who usually pull the “I don’t go out on New Year’s…”, you have no excuse. It’s a blue moon on NYE and it won’t happen again for another 19 years. So, take a shower and put on your drinkin’ shoes.