MARIAH BUBBLES OVER

MARIAH BUBBLES OVER

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A few weeks ago, Mariah Carey gave a drunk acceptance speech which caused quite a stir. First of all, you “celebrities” think you’re so smart, planning your public flails. Come on. At least Mariah took her lemony grapes and squeezed the shit out of ’em because now, after having a few too many “splashes” of bubbly, she will be promoting a luxury champagne, Angel. Lemonade is for the unstrategic, like Lil’ Mama. She couldn’t sell Kool-aid.

Note: The award was for “Breakthrough Actress Performance” for her role in Precious. I’m sure this tipsiness was also a show in her acting skills.