As a kid, I used to get up at the ass-crack of dawn to watch Saturday morning cartoons. Actually, that’s a lie, I was really up to watch “Dukes of Hazard” and “The Incredible Hulk“. In honor of the Walt Disney bastardization of Irish culture, (He invented the cute, spritely, Leprechaun, as opposed to the original miserly, little mythical trickster), here is a reminder of my childhood, Lucky Charms. The jingle, the neverending chase, the different marshmallows…We weren’t allowed to eat sugar cereals so having a bowl of this shit was a treat. We were allowed to eat Kix.