What is this, you might ask? Looks like heaven to me. Rice and egg together? Finally!!! As a kid, I used to eat raw egg mixed up in a bowl of rice for breakfast. This is called the Loco Moco. And guess what else will be on the menu??? BLOODY KIM JONG-IL!!! Skimkim and Xiao Ye making love with some vodka–an illicit romance of Benetton proportions.

Thank fucking god, someone’s finally doing this shit right. We’ve been waiting for XY’s brunch and our prayer’s have been answered this Halloween weekend. Take a look at the menu here and then get your hungover, make-up stained, wig-losin’, witch-hat stealing ass over to the LES for some quality Taiwanese grub.

See you this weekend, Eddie and team.

p.s. Haters, go to Clinton St. Bakery and wait in fucking line. We don’t want you.

p.p.s. I just woke from a disgusting food nightmare. I was training at a new restaurant and helping my friend Ella run food. They wanted us to taste. I picked up a bellini and it moved. For some reason, I thought I imagined it and took a bite and it was still writing in my mouth. I was throwing up all over the place. I look in the kitchen and there’s a giant writhing octopus over the dishwasher’s head, just oozing and sucking shit. Eh. Gross. Then my mom insisted on bringing me to daycare bc I missed Mother’s Day and she was still salty about it. We had to swim in a pool of stones. The guys were cute, though.

(I didn’t miss Mother’s Day!)