My birthday is this coming Sunday, the 17th (see below). Since it’s on the last day of the week, I can kind of milk this…

This is what I’m doing for my birthday. No, it’s not UFC, as in my ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIPS, most often viewed at such classy places…

To all Japanese People: STOP. (This is a fucking restaurant in Okinawa. It’s japanese/indian. Yeah. STOP. Gross.)

Start doing your stretches, People. February 6th is coming up soon. Down in Raleigh, NC, students from NC State are hosting the annual Krispy Kreme…