As a kid, I used to get up at the ass-crack of dawn to watch Saturday morning cartoons. Actually, that’s a lie, I was really…

I just noticed that the last few posts all have sex starved sluts in them. Hmmmm…Quick, someone give me a picture of Katie Couric or…

I meant to post this serious Muppet FAIL awhile ago seeing as the holidays are turkey time. Better late than never! Note: Thank you, Elijah…

A new study has determined that coffee does NOT sober you up. I mean, I don’t know how this is groundbreaking shit, but…Basically, they’re saying…