This is a new category that I am really amped about. I’ll be posting funny shit that people say related to food. Believe it or not, I hear something nearly everyday that I document. So…I have a lot to report. For instance, here’s one from today:

I’m pretty sure most people won’t even be able to touch my chili. The devil wouldn’t even stick his dick in it.

-Jason from Shadowplastic, re: his chili recipe