PERMIT FREE STREET VENDING
Check this shit out. It’s genius, albeit, hilariously awkward. As many of you already know, getting the correct permits for selling food on the streets is quite a feat. Nearly impossible here in New York, though doable. Remember the little girl who got a ticket for selling lemonade??? This summer has seen a rash of street vendor opposition from the city, buildings, and competing restaurants. Van Leeuwen had to shut down the other day bc Mr. Softee dudes were threatening their lives!!! What the fuck. Come on, guido shitheads.
This crafy invention is called the “Grillwalker“. The grill, propane tank, and umbrella are all attached to the person, never touching the street, and thus, never needing a permit! Ha!!! It’s genius! And you can scoot on to the next corner where the people seem more apt to munch on some hot sausage whenever you want! They are popping up a lot in Berlin. I hope we get a few trendfollowers here in NYC (that’s the first/last time I’ve ever said/thought that).