HAPPY BDAY KIM JONG-IL!!!

Happy 69th/70th Birthday, you tyrant. Now blow out the nukes on your Hennessy-laced cake. To celebrate, we are offering a 10% discount on your orders of Bloody Kim Jong-il, Taster’s Choice, or Golden Impressions. Enter HAPPYBDAY in the promo code field and let the communist fun begin! Order now for next week delivery.