LEWIS BLACK REAMS “ARTISANAL”
Fuck yes. I’ve been saying (screaming) this for about a year. Last year at the beach, my friend was like, “These chips are so amazing.” I said, WHAT? ARTISANAL FUCKING CORNCHIPS? BULLSHIT! IT’S FUCKING TOSTITOS! When Dunkin’ came out with these bagels, I shit myself. Lewis, let’s go get a small batch bourbon and talk smack about EVERYONE. I like you.