No, they don’t have fried chicken at Blue Apron in Park Slope. But they do have stuff there to make your fried chicken even better. It could even taste as good as this woman is making hers out to be. Hm…try some Incredible Hulk Skimchee. Or butter your biscuit with Kimchee Butter. Oh man. This bitch would faint. Go grab a jar of both. Go impress your friends with your culinary knowledge.
It’ll be up tomorrow, ladies n’ gents. You should obviously read it. It’s about sex and chocolate. SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE
Monday Cheap Trick. Friday Cheap Trick or Treat. What? Yes, my lovely friend, Amber will be performing at Brooklyn Bowl Friday PM in Cheap Trick or Treat (all girlies!) Also on the bill is Judas Priestess (all girls! woop woop!) and metal Michael Jackson band…Yes. I’ll be there. $5. 9pm.
Here’s the video I took Monday PM for my beautiful girlfriend, Blake. This is one of his all time favorite songs and I thought of him.
Note: Both Amber and Blake are Martins. Related? Maybe…I think they may in fact be long lost siblings…Check out this hilarious spoof of Lady Gaga that Blake directed. It’s the hot shit these days.
Yes. I’m doing it. There is so much crazy asian food related news that I have to. For instance, check out this new japanese pudding product, Giga. The song is available for download. ???
A few weeks ago, Mariah Carey gave a drunk acceptance speech which caused quite a stir. First of all, you “celebrities” think you’re so smart, planning your public flails. Come on. At least Mariah took her lemony grapes and squeezed the shit out of ‘em because now, after having a few too many “splashes” of bubbly, she will be promoting a luxury champagne, Angel. Lemonade is for the unstrategic, like Lil’ Mama. She couldn’t sell Kool-aid.
Note: The award was for “Breakthrough Actress Performance” for her role in Precious. I’m sure this tipsiness was also a show in her acting skills.
I don’t usually like cake, much less whine for a birthday cake…except this year! Someone make me this amazing Cheeseburger Cake! Whoppers were a treat in my youth. I’m not kidding. On special days, we’d go to Burger King or McDonald’s. I remember going to Micky D’s once for Mother’s Day and telling my mom that she was prettier than Barbie. My sister disagreed…She said Barbie didn’t have glasses.
Here it is in full presentation mode. You can bring this cake to Alchemy, 56 5th Ave. between Bergen and St. Mark’s Place in Park Slope, Brooklyn. I’ll be Djing 9:30-2:30. It’s a Birthday Party! Yaaay!!!!
Note: My sister is actually my twin, but I don’t have to invite her to my bday party. She always has her own.
Noted: For any of you who saw that Whackness that is the McDonald’s commercial with that girl rappin in a van about the $ Menu, here is who they were ripping it off from. Misnomers, I heart you! McDonald’s approached my Korean Sistahs initially and had them try out for it only to be told they weren’t “urban” enough. No, just say it, you shitty agencies, “You aren’t black.” I’ve had this same shit happen when I was in advertising. “Urban” is what white people have to say because they feel weird saying “black”. LAME. I’m about to soapbox, so I’ll end it here.
Here is a list of 40 restaurants willing to give you your meal for free if you can eat all 2 tons of it in a time limit. Looks fun but I just ate the best dinner of a beautiful chop of pork, lip-smacking greens w/ bacon, and sweet savory plaintains. Thanks Duff!
My birthday is this coming Sunday, the 17th (see below). Since it’s on the last day of the week, I can kind of milk this for 2 weeks.
This is what I’m doing for my birthday.
No, it’s not UFC, as in my ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIPS, most often viewed at such classy places as Hooter’s and Buffalo Wild Wings. It’s the Underground Food Collective’s Winter Dinner Party. Sign up immediately as the seats are almost filled. Saturday is fully booked but you didn’t want to do that night anyways. SUNDAY is FUNDAY, i.e. My Birthday.
Underground Food Collective, Sweet Deliverance, the Brooklyn Kitchen Labs, and the Meat Hook bring you a series of dinners celebrating Winter – focusing on the under-appreciated bounty of the season as well as diverse methods of preservation. House raised, slaughtered and butchered meats, pickles and preserves, homebrew and the heartiest of hearty vegetables will make up these multi-course meals.
Seats are limited, so reserve your spot today for one of three dinners January 14, 15 or 17, starting at 7:30pm. All dinners will be held in Brooklyn. Ticket holders will be emailed the locations of the dinners a week prior to the date.
Tickets are $65 and include a sampling of local and homebrewed beverages, but diners are encouraged to bring a bottle of wine or other spirits to share.
Dinner locations will be emailed prior to event. PLEASE BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WITH YOUR ORDER!
Tickets include beverage sampling, but diners are advised to bring additional drinks to share.
Here are a couple videos of some amazing knockouts. My Most Favorite Of All-Time Knockout is UFC 54, James Irvin vs. Martin. (It’s only 9 sec long so stop whining, Pussies). I get so amped watching these fights.
I scream at the screen, and if it’s a good one, I’m up and jumping around. Screaming, of course. For future reference, I have to go to one of these fights in person before I die. That and go to The Fat Duck. Also, my homey Amir Sadollah from Richmond, VA is about to fight Live on Spike! VeeeeeAaaaaayyy!
Note: The second video is a montage of great knockouts. Go to 1:21 for the Irvin/Martin KO in slo-mo.
